RIB-OFF TEN COMMANDMENTS
| I | Thou shalt not question the integrity of "His Honor the Judge". |
| II | The word of "His Honor the Judge" is Law! |
| III | Thou shalt not use the name of "His Honor the Judge" in vain. |
| IV | Thou shalt not covet thy competitor’s rib sauce. |
| V | Thou shalt not covet thy competitor’s whiskey without consent. |
| VI | Thou shalt always speak reverently about Country music. |
| VII | Thou shalt not covet thy competitor’s woman or even an Armadillo’s woman without obtaining prior consent. |
| VIII | Thou shalt insure that one’s ribs are properly cooked and are done enough to eliminate all possibility of Salmonella, etc. |
| IX | Thou shalt monitor one’s imbibing and those of his teammates to insure that there are no pass-outs before dark. |
| X | Thou shalt do everything in your power to insure that a good time is had by all! |